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September 19th is the annual International Talk Like a Pirate Day, a nerdy sub-culture holiday that gained in popularity after ‘t became associated wi’ th’ parody religion Pastafarianism (may ye be touched by His noodly appendage).

Thank John “OI’ Chumbucket” Bauer and Mark “Cap’n Slappy” Summers, the two ne’er do-wells with pirattitude for starting the tradition, [...]